After receiving a personal invitation from four messengers dressed in hi-tech spy gear, I found myself at the Alpine Park amusement park at dawn. In front of the Tunnel of Love, our gracious host appeared.
Iron Molars, a devastatingly handsome man, stated plainly that he had acquired the rights to Marvel action figures at 12-inches or over, and he was relaunching Marvel Legends Icons with a series of figures that would be sure-fire hits – Agency X!
The line will be supported by a new comic series and movie written by Gail Simone, and although Iron Molars claimed Ms. Simone would be available for questions, this was only via internet conference and she appeared in silhouette. Her voice was strangely masculine, and she looked like she had a beard and was stroking what might have been a naked Catman action figure.
Agent X
Bob, Agent of Hydra
Deadpool
Taskmaster
Iron Molars took the customizing world by storm with his debut of the Marvel Legends Icons Agency X series. Although he’s 40 years old, he is most definitely *not* a virgin. He likes toys and video games. LOOK ME UP ON MATCH.COM PLEASE.
I would love to purchase these figures. Are they still for sale?
Can I has? Link to purchase?